"Guilt is for humans and mortals."

indigoire:

Wind temple in TotK can suck my fucking dick

If anyone knows how to get Colgera to fucking die quickly I’d love to know

star-that-howls:

need the mutuals to know that when you guys reblog posts from me I go ‘teeheeheehee they love me <33’

Wind temple in TotK can suck my fucking dick

flannelepicurean:

midnightssea:

I do think there is a difference between how men and women are socialized to express emotions but I cannot STAND when men twist that to imply that little girls are never told to “stop crying” or women just have a peachy easy time expressing emotion while men are forced to suffer in silence. Like literally women and girls are CONstantly told that we’re hysterical and overdramatic and irrational for expressing emotion and we explicitly get taken less seriously than men do when we express emotion. Be for real.

Also glosses over how anger isn’t considered an “emotion,” necessarily, when it’s coming from a male/perceived-male source. An angry man isn’t considered “emotional.” But an angry woman IS, and that’s something used to invalidate her (at best). Anger in a man is a “reaction,” and if it’s not justified, it’s the often the responsibility of someone else for CAUSING the “reaction;” not on him for REACTING that way.

Yeah. That shit is legit fucked up.

can you show us a video of your meow? 🥺

the-suckiest-sburb-of-all:

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Ever wanted to meet your younger self?

parjums:
“runr unRU N RUN RUNRUNRUNRU
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parjums:

runr unRU N RUN RUNRUNRUNRU

kazehita:

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raruwu

anxioussailorsoldier:

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zelda: “no, but…I would also like this notarised”

the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can’t tell me otherwise

the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game

dragongirlbunny:

sharkgirldick:

nature-nerd-steve:

sharkgirldick:

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn’t necessarily butch. It’s named that because it’s wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

the knife

fire-plays-totk:

Playing TOTK is like “This world I fought to protect is now fighting alongside me, growing and thriving in spite of everything. Together we will restore peace once again upon this beautiful, serene land.” And two seconds later it’s like “AAAAHHHGGGH THE HORRORS!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!”

selfconfessedfangirl:

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides “actually, never mind, you’re both awful!” and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched