This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who
The Doctor has never noped harder
can someone put a caption ‘nope’ on this?
my things for shinobi at the good omens holiday exchange last year yooo
i noticed she was fond of rose so i tried to include her!! but then i forgot she probably never encountered the weeping angels lol… my excuse is that it’s doctor who so like… what! continuity??! hahahaha (cries)
“John?” calls the Doctor urgently, only to see two heads turn around, one sandy-blonde, the other dark.
“Yes?” say two voices in unison. The much younger John giggles, while the older John twists his face into a wry smile.
“I meant Mister Watson, sorry.”
“Doctor,” corrects John automatically.
“No, I mean, not mister, doctor. Doctor Watson, Doctor.”
“Oh! Right! Sorry! Again.” The Doctor, for his part, is rather flustered, as Sherlock is passed out at his feet. John—that is to say, John the doctor—rushes over to examine his finally quiet flatmate. John the ectobiologist turns to the Doctor—the time lord one, not the army one—with curiosity in his big blue eyes.
“So, are you an alien too?” he asks, an excited grin breaking over his face like a wave. The Doctor mirrors his grin.
“Course I am. They haven’t made a human yet with two hearts, have they?”
“So, is this your spaceship?” John looks around with wonder. It’s one thing to meet an alien, but an alien with a blue box that’s bigger on the inside that can travel through time and space? Too cool. The police box on its own was interesting enough to a kid from Washington who’d never seen one.
“Yep! The SS Adventure, next destination: anywhere ever!” The Doctor spins around, his deerstalker falling off as he does so. John giggles yet again, as John—Doctor John, that is—stands up.
“Right, no concussion as far as I can tell, just a badly bruised temple. Should be coming to in a bit.” Even though his words are reassuring, John can’t keep the worry from his face as he gazes down at his silent partner.
“Really? Too bad, I was starting to like the quiet.” At the look from John the elder, the Doctor backtracks a bit. “Not that I’m not glad Sherly’s okay, but you know what they say: too many geniuses in the spaceship ruins the mood. Or rather gives me a headache.” The Doctor rubs at his forehead in annoyance.
“So why are we here, Doctor? I mean, I don’t wanna be rude or anything, but Jade and Davesprite will worry about me if I don’t tell them I left.”
“And Mrs. Hudson will probably call Scotland Yard if Sherlock and I are gone for too long.”
“Well, the reason I asked for you to come with me is simple.”
The Doctor promptly turns around and starts fiddling with the TARDIS controls.
Both Johns turn towards each other and exchange looks. Why on Earth did they agree to go with this madman?
John the doctor speaks up. “What reason was that then?”
“Oh! Almost forgot!” The Doctor spins around to face them again, his hair whipping around his face. “You two, well, three, once Sherly comes to, are on a mission.”
“What kind of a mission?” asks John the younger.
“You’ll both be sent back to the exact moment you left once the mission is over, and if you want to leave all you have to do is say the word. But I know you won’t.”
“What is it, Doctor? What is it you want us to do?” John (Watson)’s eyebrows scrunch together, and his forehead becomes a sea of wrinkles.
The Doctor smiles calmly at the both of them, looking so eager and worried and ready to help like they do, and lowers his voice dramatically.
“There’s an angel in trouble, and it’s up to us to save him.”
I feel awesome
What is life.
For the record, Eleven is a collie/Irish setter mix.
who knew I had so many images of daleks saved up for the very purpose of this spam?
-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
-It must be raining up, cause you’ve got me over the moon.
-I’m like a weeping angel, when you look at me I get hard as stone
-I’m no Rory Williams, but I’d wait 2,000 years to see you again
-Are you an angel? Because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face.
-I did a scan for alien tech, and it told me you were out of this world
-Are you a TARDIS? Cause when I look into your eyes it’s like I’m flying around the universe.
-I’ll make your towers sing.
-Care to see my beast below?
-With you and me together, there will be no silence in the library.
-A cyberman couldn’t delete you from my heart
-I couldn’t forget you even if you were a silence.
And last but certainly not least…
*Note: only works if you are Captain Jack Harknesss
Credit/Promo list to follow.
Thanks darlings, you’re all lovely and clever and beautiful.
Happy Halloween everybody!!!!
Guys, guys, this is my friend Tashi! Doesn’t she have the coolest costume ever?