Forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to.
My face when someone I’m friends with tells me they don’t like Harry Potter.
My favourite sex position is the one where I sit on the computer being miserable and wishing a fictional character was real so they could be my friend
A film adaption of Green Eggs and Ham in which Sam is a gorgeous misunderstood teenage boy with sass
Tumblr goes wild
Hopefully I get usher duty.
BY THE WAY, BEFORE I FORGET:
If you guys go see Hunger Games, wherever that might be
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TRY NOT TO SPILL YOUR POPCORN
OR LEAVE USED TISSUES BEHIND
OR BE RUDE TO OTHERS.
It just makes my job ten times easier.
Thanks guys! See ya at 2 am!
APRIL FOOLS DAY IS COMING
I have to work nine hours on April Fool’s. Halp.
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a dalek or
HOWDY Y’ALL FROM DISTRICT 10
wow really creative for 11
BOW DOWN TO DISTRICT 12, BITCHES
✖ least favorite:
✔ who resembles me:
❤ most attractive:
❤ three more characters that i like:
Lev Grossman (via mycrofts)
#thanks lev #fanfic #meta #wait why is fanboys first #thanks for not noticing the bulk of us are women #you smug douche #why is shit only legitimate to some dudes when it’s aggressive #i mean it’s great that we got a published writing saying ‘so hey it’s not all kiddie porn isn’t that great’ #i’m super fucking tired of men going HMM FANFIC WHY DO YOU CRAZY GIRLS WANNA JERK OFF SO MUCH TO IT #but still #there’s a weird ideation of destructive violence going on here #fanfiction is ultimately about creation and modification #I thought #guess i was wrong #i guess that’s what we have men to explain us to ourselves for
I like Mr. Grossman’s explanation, but roach has a point too. It’s not about sticking it to the man or protest or anything like that, it’s about modification. Taking a story that you know fairly well already and branching off from it, exploring the story using your own point of view, expanding on things you think would be interesting. And yes, sometimes that includes making Captain Kirk gay, but that’s usually in order to explore the possibility of a relationship with Spock.
On the other hand, I’ve always said that if the show doesn’t satisfy me, I’m going to write my own ending. And that’s a big part of it, I think. Wish fulfillment in the eyes of the fans.
I hope Barack Obama defeats a dragon and then absorbs its soul.
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
I MEANT LADDER.