March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
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Confession
flames-pond:
vaguelybritishme:
lart-pour-lamour:
lissabookjunkie:
I believe in the Oxford comma.
If I may be so bold as to say, declare, and proudly exclaim: I agree.
I agree, concur, and find the above statements to correspond precisely to my own feelings.
I must admit that I have exactly the same viewpoint; how delightful, gratifying, and congenial this is.
The fact that mere...
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
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ivyblossom replied to your post: Top 6 Sherlock smut!!!!!!!
Heeyyyyy he doesn’t technically cheat. /pedant Wait, that’s a spoiler too. Oops.
Actually, I should probably re-read Progress, it’s been ages…
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makokitten replied to your post: Top 6 Sherlock smut!!!!!!!
Don’t write Sherlock/John smut YET
And on that day, all of my Christmases will come at once.
Which is a big deal, because I once got a set of Diana Wynne Jones books for x-mas. So, even more awesome than that.
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Anonymous asked: Top 6 Sherlock smut!!!!!!!
so since the tumblr famous people are doing it, I...
indigoire.tumblr.com/ask
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Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."
life-imitates-art:
gokuma:
sageoflogic:
miss-lizzifer:
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Whovians:
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February 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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I'm hilarious
bbcsherlockftw:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
Oh my GOD
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a champion
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The 4th gif in your folder that starts with P is...
awkwaben:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
hollyjollypony:
twilightsagechi:
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: askalexponydude
WAIT, WHAT?!
I’m serious bro…………I got a lot of “P” gifs if you know what I mean. Lots of gifs with the “P” word
God damnit.
oh so accurate
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sorry ive got babe problems
revolutionator:
update spoilers under cut
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Such a babe.
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