June 2013
current emotion:
DAVE
JOHN
*PTERODACTYL SHRIEK*
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
SPACE
SPAAACE
MOTHER FUCKIN SPAACE
LOOK AT IT
ITS SO SCARY
AND PRETTY
HOW DO YOU DO THAT SPACE.
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.
watch a series
really like character
begin rping character
become protective of character
want to destroy anyone who insults character
see bits of yourself in character
associate character with yourself
really love character
sob with feelings about character
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
kiss kiss fall in love
You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
love<3
what is this CALLED i want it on my ipod now
*grins knowingly*
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hehehe
I was rereading Homestuck and
AG: Jade is an idiot.
AG: A useless, 8oring no8ody. What has she done for her party other than fuck up every step of the way? What does she ever do 8ut take naps and get in trou8le?Vriska practiced her Scorpio mind control by making Jade fall asleep for…
I don’t know if it rubbed off, but the sleeping spells would have frustrated an already difficult life enough that it might not have been necessary:
1) A kid on her own, having to do all sorts of hard, non-obvious things because no one else is there to do them; having to learn how to do those things with no one to teach her.
2) Living with a protector who, for all his power and his love for her, can’t talk or directly communicate with her, or easily understand the concepts she’s trying to convey.
3) With no adults around to tell her she’s being too hard on herself, or to encourage her, or comfort her, or to teach her the difference between healthy and unhealthy reactions.
4) All of this made more difficult by a tendency to fall asleep randomly, which she could only have seen as something broken and wrong in her.
Just think of all the times she’s had to fix the tower’s plumbing on her own, or repair her geothermal power station or the tower’s cooling and heating, or batten down her tower for an on-coming typhoon. Just think of all the times she’s smashed an important gauge, or blacked out before reopening a critical valve, or conked out and almost fell to her death maintaining the exterior and said to herself “stupid, stupid STUPID Jade! STUPID! How could you fall asleep you IDIOT! No, Stop it! Stop crying! STOP WHINING YOU BABY! Get up and fix it! Get up and fix it, Jade, or you’re going to die!” Because there was no one else to do it, and no one else to blame.
are you trying to make me upset :P
It’s a distinct possibility :? If it’s any consolation, my own reaction to this thought was “1) Ow; Knife to the heart :/ 2) But this would make a good fic though :) 3) I must share this inspiring pain with others :|”
A Song of Ice and Fire is not about kings. It’s about the people who surround, support and get stomped on by kings in quests for thrones and power. In older fantasy stories, the young kings are the heroes and lead characters, so George R.R. Martin subverted that by presenting his story through the perspective of everyone but the kings. The tale is now told by the rulers’ friends, mothers, children, wives, and the other people who usually become fringe characters. The only ruler with a point-of-view chapter is Daenerys, and she is not a Westerosi king.
Robert, Joffrey, Renly, Robb, Stannis, Balon- they don’t get to tell the story. They aren’t the heroes of the story. There may not be any, but if there are, it’s not them.
Imagine you had a robot boyfriend and you were snuggling into his chest, and you could hear a soft humming and whirring, like the machine version of a heartbeat UvU
omg no
i’d like to applaud crowley for making the worlds most british hell
no one likes waiting in line
I caught a hammerhead shark in Animal Crossing and yelled so loud I woke up my mom my brother and the cat
Roxy being super cute and just wanting to make friends with big bad wolf Jade
Jade getting mad about Roxy putting herself down
Roxy being more powerful than all of the alphas
Jade attempting to be intimidating and just being terrible at it
Roxy
Jade
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Homestuck AU where Dave and John actually talk in person.
you motherfucker
…I couldn’t finish the movie. Just way too dumb for me to watch all the way through.
okay scary movie time
I’ve got my snack and the lights are turned off
let’s do this thing
I reblog something so someone can see it
and then they reblog it later from someone else
