THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
after what feels like literally the longest week of my life working on it my marauder’s map dress for leakycon is DONE!! as a side note, i literally never want to use another fine point sharpie in my life.
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:
Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?
I thought I had enough allstar
WHAT THE HELL
shrek is love
Love this omfg
Seven children and seven Horcruxes
The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.
THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
I need more polyamory soulmate AU in my life.
Give me kids who freak out because holy fuck they have two names written on their wrists?
Kids being excited about the mark over their heart until they wake up with a burning shoulder and realize they got another one???
Adults who find one of their soulmates and go searching for the last one together, because they found each other, but someone’s still missing!
Adult’s who go searching for the missing 3rd soulmate and find another couple, realizing that things are even more complicated than they thought, because they apparently weren’t looking for the same person.
Adults who find their soulmate and realize they’ll have to share. Them coming to terms with the fact that they aren’t the only one for the person who’s the only one for them.
LIKE IDK JUST GIVE ME POLYAMORY SOULMATE AU’S I NEED THEM!
i support this cause
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart
Alexander Siddig (most recently of Starz’s “Da Vinci’s Demons”) will play Doran Martell.
"Doran Martell is the ruling lord of Dorne and older brother to the late Prince Oberyn Martell. Unlike his brother, Doran is even-tempered and deliberate. Now, all of Dorne waits to see how their lord will react to his brother’s death," HBO said in a release, about the character.
Toby Sebastian will play Prince Doran’s son and heir, Trystane Martell. His father betrothed him to Myrcella Baratheon (Cersei and Jaime’s biological child, but thought of in the realm as Cersei and the late King Robert Baratheon’s daughter) as part of the alliance offered by Tywin Lannister, then Hand of the King.
Nell Tiger Free is now playing Myrcella Baratheon (she was previously played by Aimee Richardson). Myrcella has been a guest and ward of Prince Doran, betrothed to his son, but her position has become tenuous with the death of Oberyn Martell, the Prince’s brother.
DeObia Oparei has been cast as Areo Hotah, the long-serving captain of Doran Martell’s palace guard, renowned for his loyalty and his longaxe, per HBO.
Enzo Cilenti is playing Yezzan, an “extremely wealthy slave trader” before Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) outlawed the slave trade.
Jessica Henwick will join the cast as Nymeria (“Nym”) Sand. Nym Sand is the second eldest of the late Prince Oberyn’s bastard daughters. Her mother was an Eastern noblewoman who brought Nym up to be cultured, graceful and deadly with a whip.
Keisha Castle-Hughes (who is also in the new “Star Wars” film) is playing Obara Sand. “A fearsome warrior, Obara Sand is the eldest bastard daughter of the late Prince Oberyn Martell. Her mother was a Dornish peasant girl who caught the eye of the late Prince,” per HBO’s character description.
Jonathan Pryce (from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” film franchise) is playing the High Sparrow, who is described as, a “devout and pious man, the High Sparrow came to King’s Landing to serve those forgotten by much of the world – the poor, the downtrodden and the infirm – and quickly amassed a large following. His fellow believers have swarmed over the city, ministering to the lowest and decrying the corruption of the highest,” per HBO.