"well, i read a lot"
"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"
"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
I am the furthest thing from religious but I just burst into tears over The Prince of Egypt’s “When You Believe” multi-language version. It’s pure sap but I love it okay.
Time to re-watch the movie. I don’t think I’ve sat through the entire thing since I was ten.
I know everyone always says “take photoshop away from me” with these kinds of things but
Jon Risinger posted outtakes from the Surgeons In Space: Deep Space Doctors outtakes so I had to make some official cinematic versions of their parody poses.
also I put my watermarks like right in the middle but i swear if you steal/repost i will find you and eat your first born child
customers brought their kitten in to the store and it was exactly what i needed after an 8 hour shift
tattoo artist who can encode magic into tattoos but doesn’t want people to know she can so she just puts low-level luck spells on her clients’ bodies without telling them
jeweller who makes body jewellery and pendants which have amulet properties and draw love and luck and happiness to their wearers without them realising it
piercing artist who keeps the remnants from her piercings and puts them all in little jars in the back of her shop to work sympathetic luck spells on all her clients
and then all three of them slowly realise what the others are doing and end up in a poly relationship living in a little shop in the shitty end of town, which gets curiously less shitty the longer they stay, and people think it’s just the development of the area but the three artists know
and they’re never rich and they’re never famous but they’re always happy because they have everything they need
they have the shop and they have their customers and they have each other
and when their customers are happy and content, they pack up and move on, all together now, to find another space with skin to be coloured and jewellery to be made and magic to be done.
this is beautiful
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
i have no self control
It began long ago in a land far away to the east, the like of which you will not find in the world today.
the pact has been made.